Lyrics
Well now, Moses took us to the water (uh hmm)
Moses took us to the water (uh hmm)
Yes when Moses took us to the water, it was
Like leading lambs to slaughter
Moses took us to the water, yes he did
Pharaoh sent us off to catch him (oh yeah)
Well, that Pharaoh set us to catch them (uh hmmm)
So when Pharaoh sent us off to catch him then we
All got drownded when the waves came crashing
When Pharaoh sent us off to catch him (yes sir)
(first plague)
Well, Pharaoh made Ra angry, uh-hm
Yes, Pharaoh made Ra angry, yes he did
Turned Iteru into blood, fish guts poisoning the flood
Somehow Pharaoh made Ra angry, uh-hm
(second and third plagues)
Well, the river frogs that swarmed were bad enough
Yes, the frogs that swarmed up on us were enough
Until our bodies teemed with fleas from our heads down past our knees
But the river frogs that swarmed were bad enough
(fourth and fifth plagues)
Then our goats, and pigs were dyin’, uh-hm
Cattle, goats and pigs were dyin’, oh no
When wild wolves they took their lives, or the pestilential flies
And our livestock just kept dying, uh-hmm
(sixth and seventh plagues)
There was soot that gave us boils, uh-hmm
Yes, it gave us painful boils, yes it did
Then the lightning, hail and fire only took our suff’rin’ higher
When the coal-soot gave us boils, uh-hmm
(eighth and ninth plagues)
Well, the locusts all descended from the sky
Endless locusts kept descending from the sky
When the darkness fell for three days straight we shuddered at our curséd fate
As the locusts kept descending from the sky
(tenth plague)
Then I woke up and my firstborn son was gone, uh-hmm
Yes, I woke up and I found my son was gone, that’s right
Told us Moses was to blame, Pharaoh’s boy died just the same
When I woke and my firstborn son was gone
Six hundred chariots followed him on down
Six hundred o’ the best chariots followed him down
Oh, Six hundred chariots followed him down
And none came back when we all did drownd
And the officers of Kemet all went down
Well now, Moses took us to the water (uh hmm)
Moses took us to the water (uh hmm)
Well, when Moses took us to the water, it was
Like leading lambs to slaughter
Moses took us to the water, yes he did
Yes when Moses took us to the water, it was
Like leading lambs to slaughter
When Moses took us to the water, uh-hmm
‘Cause when Moses took us to the water, it was
Like leading lambs to slaughter
When Moses took us to the water.…
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Credits
Songwriter
Words and music by Christian Crumlish (BMI).
Personnel
- Christian Crumlish – vocals
- David Gans – guitars
- Dan Brodnitz – piano
- Myles Boisen – pedal steel, lap steel
- Joe Kyle Jr. – upright bass
- Joe Craven – mandolin, tambourine, hand brushes
Recording dates
Date | Session details |
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September 8, 2023 | Crumlish on vocals. Brodnitz on piano. Gans on guitar (Renaissance RS-6). |
March 8, 2024 | Trimmed the breaks between stanzas. |
June 21, 2024 | Recut vocals. |
July 19, 2024 | Boisen added pedal steel (throughout) and lap steel (accents). |
July 26, 2024 | Kyle added upright bass. |
August 16, 2024 | Craven added mandolin, tambourine, hand brushes. |
February 17, 2025 | Reamped guitar with Headstrong (Princeton clone) amp. |
Song Notes
The couplet that brackets the song is where it all started. I had those two lines for a while before I decided to just go for it and retell the Biblical plagues from that point of view. I have more recently learned that Kumat is a more correct pronunciation of the Egyptian word for their own land than Kemet.